�� Crunches later, sandwich now. This text-only tee delivers the truth in bold: you’d totally be skinny… but it’s just easier to make a sandwich than do crunches. Wear it to the gym, the office, or anywhere snacks are taken seriously—guaranteed laughs either way. �� �� Perfect gift for: The buddy who “starts Monday” every Monday �� BBQs, game days, and sandwich runs �� Gym friends with realistic goals �� �� Add to cart before your sandwich gets cold—crunches can wait.
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